Did you hear? Dating is dead. No, really. It’s been officially declared dead millions of times (according to Google). And after reading some of these declarations, published in outlets like Vanity Fair and the New York Post, you might be tempted to agree. Mom always told me you can’t swipe
You guys. Something weird is happening. Actually, let me clarify: Something very weird is happening. PEOPLE ARE FALLING IN LOVE WITH AND HAVING SEX WITH THEIR COUSINS. I had to include both because I’m not sure what’s worse. Like, having sex with your cousin is disgusting for obvious reasons,
Icollaborated with famed dream expert,Lauri Loewenberg,to decode any and all of your freakiest sex dreams. And Ive had a guilty conscience about it ever since. Why, you ask? Well, because I know there are far freakier sex dreams than the 22 general concepts that have been mentioned on that list.
If we’re in an Uber and it’s5 am, I don’t care what the conversation is. We’re talking about sex. Regale me with tales of your recent employment review and promotion. Suggest a new spice blend at Trader Joe’s. It’s all just code for “we’re having sex in fifteen minutes, right?” My co-sojourner